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Suburb Insights · VIC 3862

Crooked River, VIC 3862 Property Profile

ABS 2021 Census · Updated 21 May 2026

Suburb Overview

Crooked River is a regional centre in Victoria, Australia, with a population of approximately 5, making it a boutique locality. Located approximately 185 km from the Melbourne CBD, Crooked River is a regional area in Victoria. The median household income is $58,448 per year.

Investment Score

26 / 100 Weak

Household earnings in Crooked River are below the state average, which may affect long-term capital growth. As a regional location, growth prospects depend on local economic conditions and infrastructure investment.

Location

Melbourne
Crooked River
Victoria · 3862
185 km from Melbourne CBD
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Key Indicators

Postcode
3862

Official Australia Post postcode for Crooked River. A postcode may cover multiple suburbs.

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Population
5

Usual resident population at the most recent census.

Median weekly rent
N/A

Weekly median rent for occupied homes. Live rental data integration coming soon.

Median household income
$58,448/yr

Annual median household income (before tax) across all households.

Distance to CBD
185 km

Straight-line distance from the suburb centroid to the nearest capital city CBD. Actual driving distance will be longer.

Lifestyle & Amenities

Schools nearby
1

Estimated 1 school within or near this suburb.

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Parks & green spaces
1

Estimated 1 park and green spaces near this suburb.

Median monthly mortgage
N/A

Monthly median mortgage repayment for households currently paying off a mortgage.

Home type
50% houses

Proportion of separate houses versus units, townhouses, and other home types. Useful for investors assessing rental demand mix.

Investment Insight

Crooked River is a smaller community of 5 — about 0% of the Victoria suburb median (7,416) — so investors should factor in the narrower buyer pool and longer average time-on-market. Crooked River's median household income of $58,448/year is 39% below the Victoria suburb median ($95,160) — this is an affordability play where returns lean on yield and patient capital growth rather than demographic premium. Crooked River is 185 km from Melbourne, so the local market tracks regional employment and lifestyle drivers more than CBD-driven commuter demand. Only 50% of dwellings are separate houses (vs 78% state median), so this is a unit-heavy market where body-corporate decisions and strata supply meaningfully shape investor returns.

Crooked River vs Victoria Median

How Crooked River stacks up against the median of all Victoria suburbs in our dataset. Positive values mean Crooked River sits above the state median; negative means below.

MetricCrooked RiverVIC medianΔ vs state
Population57,416-100%
Median household income$58,448/yr$95,160/yr-39%
Distance to CBD185 km32 km+478%
Separate houses50%78%-28pp

Investor Checklist

Pre-inspection briefing for Crooked River — every item is derived from public datasets, with full citations in our data sources page.

Investment Strategy

Buy & Hold

Limited buy-and-hold upside: a small population of 5 means liquidity is thin and capital growth tends to lag the wider Victoria market over full cycles.

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Rental Yield

Median rental data was not captured for Crooked River. Use current realestate.com.au and Domain listings to triangulate a realistic weekly rent before committing, then feed that number into our rental yield calculator.

Renovation / Flip

Only 50% of dwellings are separate houses (vs 78% VIC median) — this is a unit and townhouse market, where cosmetic flips struggle against body-corporate restrictions, thinner after-reno uplift and competing new supply.

Risk Factors

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2026 Outlook

Growth: Low Rental Demand: Low Investor Sentiment: Low

Capital-growth expectations for Crooked River are modest for 2026 — incomes 39% below the VIC median of $95,160 and a population of 5 suggest gains will lag headline metro markets. Rental fundamentals will need to be verified against live listings, as a clean median rent was not recorded for Crooked River. The EquitySight investment score of 26/100 places Crooked River in the lower tier of Australian suburbs we profile, and overall investor sentiment is cautious heading into the second half of 2026.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is Crooked River a good suburb for investment?

Crooked River scores 26/100 on our EquitySight investment framework — a weak rating. That score is driven by a population of 5, median household income of $58,448/year. Whether it fits your portfolio depends on whether you are targeting cash flow, capital growth, or a value-add renovation — all three are scored with suburb-specific numbers elsewhere on this page.

What drives property demand in Crooked River?

The main demand drivers in Crooked River are a median household income of $58,448/year, a dwelling mix that is 50% separate houses, roughly 1 schools and 1 parks within the catchment. Together these shape both owner-occupier and tenant demand and are the factors we weight most heavily in the suburb's investment score.

What is the population of Crooked River?

Crooked River has a usual resident population of approximately 5, compared with a Victoria suburb median of 7,416 — placing it in the lower half of the state's suburbs by size. Population is the clearest proxy for market depth: more residents mean more transactions and typically a shorter average days-on-market on resale.

How far is Crooked River from the Melbourne CBD?

Crooked River sits 185 km straight-line from the Melbourne CBD. This is a regional market where CBD distance is only indicative — local industry diversity and commute alternatives matter more.

What is the median rent in Crooked River?

A reliable median rent was not captured for Crooked River. Benchmark expected weekly rent on realestate.com.au and Domain, or the state rental tribunal's rent dashboard. Most Australian investors target a 4–5% gross yield as a baseline.

What is the typical mortgage repayment in Crooked River?

A reliable median mortgage figure was not captured for Crooked River. Use our loan serviceability calculator to estimate a realistic monthly repayment for your target purchase price and deposit.

Is Crooked River cash-flow positive for investors?

Census data was not complete enough in Crooked River to compute a clean rent-to-mortgage coverage. Use current listings to benchmark weekly rent, then plug your expected purchase price into our rental yield calculator to see whether the investment runs cash-flow positive or negative.

What are the main risks of investing in Crooked River?

The main risks are a thin buyer pool (5 residents), interest-rate sensitivity, below-median household incomes ($58,448 vs $95,160 state median), the broader Victoria market cycle. Each of these is covered in the Risk Factors section above with suburb-specific numbers rather than generic warnings.

How we built this Crooked River profile

Every number on this page comes from the ABS 2021 Census of Population and Housing, Australia Post postcode reference data, and OpenStreetMap amenity tiles. The investment score, strategy verdicts, and comparison table are computed deterministically from those inputs — no opinion, no estimation. See our full methodology and the data sources and licences for the formulas we use.

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